I've never killed anyone (take that Mr. Police Officer on your stupid murder investigation), and I don't like the taste of gasoline. The street is a lot like prison, only there are no walls and you can go and do whatever you want. Oh, and you can't see who's on the other end of the gloryhole. I don't masturbate.... no really....please believe me... please....Jesus I'm so embarrassed.
PROFESSIONAL INFO
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Discography:
| Joe Hedges
(LP)
2007
NIN European tour II
(Stage)
2007
Moses Mayfield
(Single)
2007
Depeche Mode
(Radio)
2005
Dark New Day
(LP)
2005
Alterbridge
(LP)
2004
Marilyn Manson
(LP)
2003
Iffy
(Single)
2002
July for Kings
(LP)
2002
Sevendust
(LP)
2001
Filter
(LP)
2000
Fuel
(LP)
2000
Eric Clapton
(Single)
2000
V.A.S.T.
(LP)
2000
Eminem
(Single)
1999
Henry Rollins
(LP)
1999
Vertical Horizon
(LP)
1999
Sheryl Crow
(Single)
1999
Third Eye Blind
(Radio)
1998
Kid Rock
(LP)
1998
Republica
(Single)
1996
And many more (not an artist)
(LP)
1956
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Official site:
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Experience:
| Over 10 years
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PERSONAL INFO
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Interests:
| Fighting (Krav Maga/MMA), dog wrestling (that's me wrestling with a dog)
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Favorite Music:
| all kinds
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Favorite Books:
| The kind on CD... no really, geek shit. George R.R. Martin, Ayn Rand, Terry Goodkind, etc.....
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Favorite Movies:
| Porn and snuff....just kidding.....come on, my name is Blumpy
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Favorite Actors:
| The kind without political activities.
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People I'd like to meet:
| Hitler, so I can smack him around a bit.
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Hometown:
| Detroit
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Eye Color:
| Blue | |
Hair Color:
| Blonde | |
Height:
| 6 ft.
1 in.
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Weight:
| 230 lbs.
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Physique:
| Hot! | |
Languages Spoken:
| English | |
Ethnicity:
| Other | |
Religion:
| Other | |
Income:
| Less than $30,000 | |
Astrological Sign:
| Virgo |
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